How not to dry off a Cell Phone

This was the genius idea of one of my new roommates who will remain nameless until I have permission to post his name.
Phone in pocket, he went for an unexpected swim in our pool and rather than wait for his phone to air dry, he decided to bake it in the oven.
Here's the recipe for anyone willing to try it:

> Preheat oven to 350 degrees
> Take one slightly damp cell phone, place in 9x12 pan
> Cook until popping sound and grey smoke occurs

"We're not professionals"